Formula Oppo: The Boil Japan. GP. of The Arcade

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/25/2015 at 16:22 • Filed to: FO

Welcome to the 14th round of Oppo’s only fantasy game about F1. Are you ready for the ultimate Formula Oppo experience? Please insert token to play!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Sebastian Vettel showed the dominance only he once displayed. Going wire to wire to win the race. Danial Ricciardo tried to take vengeance upon his former teammate but was only able to get second and bring great shame upon his family. Kimi-san could only sit in third. Lewis Hamilton bowed out after electrical issues allowing Princess Rosberg to regain points.

This week we head to the arcade with a pocket full of quarters to see the latest and greatest high scores in hopes of taking them ourselves. This is Honda’s home race so they’ll be desperate for good results, remember Honda it’s up up down down left right left right b a start. Lewis looks to have a non glitchy speed run. Kimi looks to eat ice cream and drink plenty of cheap sake. Jenson will get to stay at his wife’s parents’ home and try to have sneaky sex without being caught by her father. All the while Sebastian will be gunning for Hamilton’s head.

Choose Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi - Manor

Player One’s picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

3. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No curse

Player 2 Are You Ready? (Insert picks before Q1 for multiplayer mode)

DISCUSSION (35)

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 19:00

Hey Arch Duke, how exactly do I get onto the scoresheet? I’m not on it, but I’ve participated in the last few rounds. Do I have to start at the beginning of the season?

Anyway, my picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1: Lewis

2: Sebastian

3: I think it’s about time the Wee Baby Verstappen got a podium. If he didn’t stall last race, he would’ve gotten one.

C: None. I feel like being nice at Suzuka in light of last year’s events.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
09/21/2015 at 19:14

Yeah you can’t miss more than 4 rounds

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 19:15

Maybe next year...

For now, I'll just keep doing it for fun.

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 19:24

Q. Rosberg

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

A return to status quo.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 21:28

Q: Hamilton

1: Vettel

2: Hamilton

3: Raikkonen

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 21:47

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/21/2015 at 21:56

q. lewis

1. Lewis

2. Nico

3. Kimi

curse. Button

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 02:43

Kinja'd!!!

Topical, and also necessary.

Wheelerguy > LongbowMkII
09/22/2015 at 02:45

Look out below!

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 02:46

Kinja'd!!!

Boy, this would be a fun sector in Formula Drift.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 02:48

Kinja'd!!!

Also, combine this with the Maggots-Becketts-Chapel combo.

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 02:56

Kinja'd!!!

Huurgh, 130R.

Right, I want to do regular programming so that I can offer said picks to the Gods so that Ferrari wins again, but now I believe in Ferrari power and want to give Seb the pole and the top step. Also, Kimi.

Hmm... OK, I’ll do both: Hamilton for Q and win, Seb 2nd, Kimi 3rd. Fuck cursing.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 13:24

Scored 0 points for the first time in Singapore. The question is, do I want to make a push for the top or be content with a top 5 finish?

Q. Hamilton

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Rosberg

C: None

Punk_Girl_98 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 16:34

D’OH! It’s too late for me to join huh? I like this game set up.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 16:41

Q: Vettel

1: Vettel

2: Hammy

3: Rosberg

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Punk_Girl_98
09/22/2015 at 16:44

Sadly, yes.

TxBrumski > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/22/2015 at 23:48

Q: Sebastian Vettel

1. Sebastian Vettel

3. Lewis Hamilton

3. Jenson Button

Curse: No curse

Flavien Vidal > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/24/2015 at 20:57

http://tickets.formula1.com/en/3309-japan-…

Looking at the prices and how sold out everything is... There must be something with Japanese and F1... I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Montreal GP this sold out for exemple...

Wheelerguy > TxBrumski
09/24/2015 at 22:37

Holy fucking shit Jenson.

Methinks this’d be the turnout when the rain falls.

Wheelerguy > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/24/2015 at 22:39

Pulling the guillotine right at the last race, while his wife and her clan watch, possibly in sheer horror.

Damn.